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gifak-net:

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gifak-net:

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lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

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lonely-horizon:

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Sassy has been sassed.

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420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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skygurl68:

I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE

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edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

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places i need to be: new york
places im not at: new york
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unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

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lipisi2chainz:

starbuckers:

Who needs an iPhone when you have this bad boy

Is that ios 8?

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